Vampires Are Real

Watching this is a waste of time, the movie has no real story, just two guys talking about vampires and making wooden sticks for an hour and a half. I do not recommend!

Keep in mind that the whole thing is completely improvised, and yes the first part of the movie lags on a bit too long. There are solid jokes throughout, and once you get through the set-up sequence, the rest is really fun. I laughed out loud a lot, which I rarely do during most movies. If you like improv/mocumentary style humor, you'll appreciate this fun, filmed in one day project.

Rarely do I stop a film before the end just in case a bad movie redeems itself somehow. I wasn't prepared to suffer and longer with this piece of utter garbage. How the hell did this get released? It should have been kept as a home movie so that the general public are protected.

Two nerds have a vampire hunters club. They talk to the camera like "Wayne's World" but it is more annoying than funny. After you are well bored the "action" moves outdoors. The bits were far from stale, they just were not funny. Perhaps it was the actors, but in any case this ia a film you can miss. Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.

Well, the cover was interesting. That's where it stopped. I watched over 12 minutes of this junk and all I saw was 2 idiots sitting in a tiny room, talking about puberty, their chest hairs, Blockbuster Video and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Was there actually a movie here? Who knows? I turned it off just before it hit the 13 minute mark.

Yes, this is not a movie, some two idiots, having cell phones making complete fool out of themselves. Don't waste even a second watching its trailer even. Complete trash.