The Drone That Saved Christmas

Director Miriam Bavly also made the movies The App That Stole Christmas and The Microchip that Ruined Halloween. Now, a drone has saved the holiday. This movie stars Miguel A. Núñez Jr. Yes, the same person who was Spider in Return of the Living Dead, a voodoo priest in Scooby-Doo, Demon in Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, Leon in Dangerously Close, Dee Jay in Street Fighter and Gramps in The App That Stole Christmas. Yes, he's gone from space with the Leprechaun to being involved with drones. I'll be really honest. This movie overwhelmed me, not just when I realized that Spider was in this, but when big parts of this movie were people sitting in rooms just talking as well as an extended sequence of people getting bags of candy and champagne in a sauna and then going to some kind of holiday party? Were their elves? Did I see that? And is that Miss Juicy from Little Women: Atlanta? This movie does prove to me that black people watch Twin Peaks because at one point someone passes out and wakes up in the Black Lodge...I mean the Pink Room, a place outside of our world where a small person explains everything. There e are a lot of whiteboarding scenes in this movie where people stand around and whiteboard out ideas that are obviously stock art digitally placed onto a white screen because none of the things in these images say anything. This is very similar to anyone who whiteboards things, often these people want to show off what they know instead of working with you. The drone saves the world but how? Does it kill people like the ones our last three Presidents have used? Why can't I just forget that the world is on fire and the fact that my blood pressure is way up and just watch a dumb Christmas movie? I woke up last night and kept testing myself last night, over and over for more than 90 minutes, getting readings high and readings normal and not sure what to believe while the mania of anxiety took over my entire life. Where are the elves when I need them? Anyways, this movie feels like the kind of stage play that they used to advertise on late night TV with actors I had never seen as a kid outside of bit parts on 227 and Amen. I mean that as the highest of compliments. There are moments that made me laugh even if so much of it just barraged me into a coma of Christmas.