Night Teeth

Actors act like cliched I'm so sexy and cool vampires and it gets old fast. None of the performances stand out and it's all uninspired acting. Night teeth has barely any blood, no scares, boring action, humor that rarely hits, zero tension and I could go on. The only redeeming quality of the movie is some of the cinematography looks nice. The story is boring and nothing but exposition. Big ruthless vampire wants to break the truce and take out the other big mean vampires and it's dull as hell. The chemistry between the leads is non-existent. Night Teeth is a prime example of a good idea with the worst execution. Night Teeth is a sad excuse for a "horror" movie.

This movie's alright. It doesn't stumble or drag, all the acting is decent, and the plot is ultimately satisfactory. I like how it ended. But the cinematography and the color and the framing ... all the shot decisions make this a VERY good-looking movie. Unusually so, for the type of film it is. It's so pretty on a technical level that I think it actually improved my opinion of the movie as a whole. It's light entertainment. It's never bad, sometimes good, and always beautiful to look at.

If you look through my history then you'll know that I don't really like much of the turds on Netflix. This one was actually pretty good comparing to the other dreck on there. It was predictable that's why I couldn't give it a nine. It really a 5, but since I'm just judging this on Netflix made movies, I'll add 3 extra stars. Nothing is thrown in your face for political reasons.