After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
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Cast
Greg Cohan
Doug Jones
George Schewnzer
Doug's Dad
Janice Young
Doug's Mom
Daniel Steere
Father Stewart
Claire Hsu
Chinese Villager
Nicholas M. Garofolo
Hobo
Alyssa Kempinski
Carol
Fernando Pacheco De Castro
Frankie Mermaid
Chase Schutter
Frankie's Heavy
Alec Lambert
Thug
Jesse Turits
Sam
Jiechang Yang
Wei Chan
Aurelio Voltaire
Altair
David Sokol
War Buddy Ali
Pat Hroncich
Vietnam Soldier
Dan Rhoades
Vietnam Soldier
Kathleen Steere
Adeline
Douglas Saint James
Surgeon
Maaari Mo Ring Magustuhan
The VelociPastor
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The Umbrella Academy
Fallout
Monarch: Legacy of Monsters
Power Rangers Ninja Steel
Power Rangers Dino Fury
Power Rangers Dino Charge
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The Velocipastor is getting a sequel and it's more better than the original but I like this one it's actually funny cause of the Dinosaur suit
Not "so bad it's funny." Just bad. There was no attempt at realism, humor or logic, just some home-made dino and ninja costumes -- which were apparently worn by some senior citizens, judging by their fighting skills. So, way below expectations... worse than the trailer (which I didn't see first but it's on YouTube). Sometimes this type of movie can be surprisingly creative or ironically funny, but this is a 100% dud without redemption, UNLESS is was made by junior high students, in which case B+ since you guys learned to film and edit. Now take a writing class.
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source: The VelociPastor
This is nothing but a hilarious ride from start to finish, a mangled heap of god-awful props, dialogue, costuming, lighting, special effects, and acting jammed into an inexplicable plot by a genius director who manages to make a very bad movie on purpose without any shred of pretense or shame. The ninja fight scene is what Mortal Kombat would look like if it got hijacked by a kindergarten drama class. Watch this movie. It's terrible. It's schlocky. You'll love it.
This is so terrible that I think it gave me cancer. Worst movie ever made. The acting, and direction was quite terrible. Props and CGI is horrible. I can make better CGI on my Motorola phone.