The Legend of the Dancing Ninja

I don't know what's going on in Hollywood. Do they just have money to throw at anything regardless of how horrific a script is? Really? This guy beats up a street gang then he teaches them how to dance??!!! What?!!!! Him ogling women suddenly unlocks his ninja powers??!!! This is such a weird and lazy movie by some pent up perv. Even the greatness of David Hasselhoff could not save this movie. That said, the women looked great. If that's all you care about, throw it on mute and enjoy. Chris Farley was so great in Beverly Hills Ninja. It was stupid but coherent and funny. This was a disservice to his legacy.

Ok so if you are going into this movie expecting a ninja movie, boy did you not watch the trailer or even read anything about it. However if you go into it expecting to see a lot of cheese, sexual innuendos, and many over the top lame jokes with some action you may just enjoy this. Honestly, it is worth a watch. It will take you back to the parody movies of the 90's and early 2000's in that it really smacks at the action stars of the 80s and 90s. The story is ridiculous but funny enough that i did laugh quite a bit. This is not a movie to plan to watch if you are sober or have any common sense but if you have nothing to do, your date skipped out on you, John Cena becomes WWE champion again, or nothing left to lose... ehh... then give it a watch.