Little Red Riding Hood

I think the movie makers of this train wreck need to go watch red riding hood for real, or read the book. It has zero to do with anything closely even resembling red riding hood. What happened to the modern day girl? I think the credits were rolled to just end this disaster. Hilarious at times.

This version combines the past, present, and zombie looking creature into a blended tale that makes no sense. Red (Iren Levy) on her way to give medicine to grandma finds herself trapped in the castle of an old evil "thing" with powers and minions that he uses from time to time, something that didn't die during the flood that took Atlantis. Oh yeah, he feeds off of fear. Meanwhile there is another Red in the present age taking nature photos held up in a house apparently that was on the same spot as the castle. Exactly what that was about, I don't know. Badly written script. Low budget special effects, although the rubber masks were nice, if only they could move, deplorable acting. This film sucked. Guide: No F-bombs or sex. Nudity ( Iren Levy, Alanna Forte- seriously nice)

In the modern era of smartphones capable of 4K filming, anything is now being classified as a "film", or a "movie" because this piece of garbage was ANYTHING but that. From the start the effects were horrific, I mean Red had a GREAT cloak, but that was where all the money was spent lol. The rubber masks were easily seen, and not even fitted properly, the castle was a good back drop, except for the modern electric lights made to look old hanging from the ceiling in the hallway. JUST when I thought it couldn't get even more ridiculous and insane it switched to some modern day version of the tale. LOL we see some wooden actress reciting lines to her smartphone, delivering her lines as passionately as any 1960's sci-fi robot. Perhaps she's the illegitimate daughter of Rosie from "The Jetsons"?? Next thing we know she's in this modern home and the monster is upstairs looking down at her from the landing, lol. I have never had so many WTF moments in my life. After this transition I found myself fast forwarding the flick every 30 seconds, to see if ANYTHING was gonna happen. A random monster appears behind some window, blah blah blah.....the only thing that would have possibly saved this for me was to see Robert Amstler shirtless, but alas, it didn't happen lol. :( In all fairness, if this is someone's interpretation of the Grimm's tale, so be it, but I can safely say that the Brother's Grimm would be FLAILING in their graves if they managed to see even a minute of this tragic piece of "film". If you have nothing to do but waste some time on something that is as exciting as paint drying then by all means check this film out! OTHER than that, avoid it at all costs lol.

What can I say about this "movie"? Rarely have I experienced a film that failed so completely - and completely on all levels. The "actors" make everything, but certainly not acting. The cheap special effects can be made better by nearly every ten-year-old with a computer. The make-up makes the figures into immovable pseudo-beings. Camera, cut - everything is on the same lowest level. Visual effects are used for they own, not to serve the film or even the story. Especially since the allegedly based on Brothers Grimm, the term "story" is not deserved. This crude "story" never reveals itself. Part of the disaster is a synthetic retort sounds, which are supposed to promise something, even if it never becomes clear what exactly. Author-director-cameraman-cutter Rene Perez, producer Robert Amstler and composer Risto R Muzik have to hate their audience and filmmaking. I've seen a lot of bad movies, but that's really one of the worst things I've ever seen. And not because it's just trashy. But because this film is "evil", bad, dumb, silly, a real catastrophe through and through. Not one area, not a single one, knows to convince.

It's not anything like the fairytale. I admit this film was terrible and lacked a story, badly edited and some strangeness that doesn't make sense. It wasn't really a film but a play done by a few people on low budget. Even though it was a bad film, it was quite entertaining with some beautiful scenes of the forest and castle. We have Red Riding Hood that wanders alone through a forest, on the way to visit her sick gran. She's warned not to go further into the forest by an undead knight who lives inside the trees. She's scared of him and rans through the forest, but encounters a werewolf, who chases her to the castle. Once she's inside, werewolf is afraid to go near it. In the castle, we're wondering about the horned Master who keeps prisoners, and only grunts. There are two sirens, a monster and a princess who are the Masters creatures. The princess lures a warrior knight into the castle. Others have been lured there over many years, centuries, and once they're inside, they can never escape because the castle is shielded by magical electricity. The scene flashes to modern times where a photographer explores the beautiful forest and uses her camera to make a vlog. The monster siren destroyed her car and the girl with camera is lost and all alone. She comes to a modern looking castle where Master also rules and keeps shielded. Scenes of Red Riding Hood and warrior exploring the castle are nice and the ideas of the film are overall weird. It wasn't a crap film. I've seen worse crap from Hollywood. It was just very B movie.

This movie was so bad I had to fast forward and in the middle of the movie I turned it off completely. The music changed when the camera changed to another character which looked so amateurish. And the rest of the execution JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY GOD DAMN SENSE. If you want to see a movie for laughs, this is it folks, go ahead, but I sure hope you got this movie for free because it really isn't worth a dime. As someone else said, it looks like a bad school project. I feel sorry for the movie maker, really I do. Thumbs down on this one.

This movie is quite useful as a replacement for water-boarding, though it might be considered too cruel by Amnesty International. The story is about a girl who stumbles into a castle, home of a creepy monster with probably bad intentions, although these aren't really explained. Then a knight appears and is also lured into the castle. In between, there are shots of a modern-day girl walking around with a camera. Acting, if any, seems very primitive. Voices are ridiculously dubbed over. Music is repetitive. However, despite the fact that this movie is total crap, has no storyline, bad acting and annoying music, it does have some (maybe 2 or 3) good things going for it: *! Then again, with the amount of free nudity on the internet nowadays, those arguments really aren't valid enough to justify viewing this movie. Only watch when you're really high or feeling very miserable and need something to match your mood. Otherwise, stay far, far away!