Project E.1337: ALPHA

This is another B movie, not a Blockbuster. Although it's something you would find at Blockbuster, IF THEY WERE STILL AROUND. Okay, I'm better now. The acting was OK, again a B movie, the plot was somewhat familiar, graphics so so, good action, martial arts, no nudity (that sucked) but it's still worth a watch. Are you going to watch it more than once, probably not. Check it out, you might like it. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Who at Ammo Content managed to con money out of financiers to make such an epic waste of time? Admittedly it couldn't have been much money, because it looks to have been shot in someone's back yard. This film could have benefitted from low resolution, considering that in high def, you could see houses through the trees in the background when they were supposedly in the wilderness. The audio track was obviously mixed and dubbed by a 10 year old, and the director clearly has no talent at all. The story line is everything but a line, and not in that quirky Momento sort of way, but more akin to a piece of knotted rope that has been cut into dozens of sections to remove the knot. Even after watching this garbage, I still didn't know what it was about until I came to IMDb to read the synopsis. Odd, thing is, that the synopsis doesn't seem to be for the movie I just watched. This movie was not entertaining, not thrilling, suspenseful, and has almost no science fiction elements. So yourself a favor, give this a hard pass. I don't even know how I could spoil something this bad.