Till Death

You think you know how this tale plays out, but the process by which it plays out is what gives this movie a top review. Note: Opening credits might make you snack while watching as this production is brought to you by Chicken Soup Company, and Brave Carrot Productions.

The wife obviously isn't in a happy marriage and when she discovers her husband has shot himself dead handcuffed to her, why didn't she break his thumb and slide the cuffs off? Now she's gotta be so dumb not to have even thought of breaking his thumb after dragging his hundred and seventy pound or so dead husband around the house trying to find a way out. This makes the story so stupid that the character didn't even consider it or even try. When writing a situation scenario you have to consider everything that someone would do to try and get away. There's no point delivering a conclusion at the end of the film, plus it's too implausible that a woman dragging a dead body around is able to stay one step ahead of the killers. Pointless 60 mins of a 90 minute film and typical moral conflict between the killers saves the girl, so stupid.

If you enjoyed the likes of 'Gerald's Game', 'Hush' or the Coens classic 'Fargo' then chances are you will like this darkly comedic cat-and-mouse thriller starring the oh-so-gorgeous Megan Fox. 'Till Death' is basically a lowkey revenge thriller involving infidelity, corruption, diamonds, lots of blood and lovely Megan running around in the freezing cold with not much on... what's not to like. The storyline moves along swiftly with sufficient drama, tension and darkly amusing dialogue throughout culminating in a wild, blood-soaked finale that just about gets the job done. Sure, it's no mind-blower but for a one-watch time filler you could do way worse than popping some corn with this one. Try a double dip with 2009's 'Jennifer's Body' for a full-on Megan Fox-fest... you know you want too...