Deadly Weapons

Just kidding, kind of. It's not a horror movie, but I did have to avert my eyes whenever the star's naked bazongas were shown in close-up -- not sexy at all. Too much of a good thing, as they say. What's it about? Basically a low-budget revenge flick, with the gimmick of death by cleavage, the titular (see what I did there?) deadly weapons. I gave it a 6, because, in contrast to the other Doris Wishman films I've watched on the Criterion Channel, it's watchable because it has a plot that moves along competently and conventionally. There's even a plot *twist*! Impressive, in a way -- like when a garage band learns a 4th chord. It is sleazy and exploitive, but those kind of films are part of cinematic history, too, and if you're interested in such films of the 60s and 70s it's worth seeing, if only to cross it off your list.

Yes, Doris Wishman was an odd director and made strange movies. Yes, Chesty Morgan is a rotten actress and should never have gotten into the business. However, there are two great reasons to watch Deadly Weapons . . . and they are both suspended from Chesty's magnificent torso! In this age of skinny starlets with their flat chests it is refreshing to see a full-figured gal get some coverage (or get uncovered as some of these scenes reveal). Despite the lame acting, the thin plot line and the dreadful music, Deadly Weapons earns two points from me! Two points for Chesty's two trophies! She could not act, sing or dance very well but for at least two films (both with Wishman at the helm) Chesty managed to break into show business. Found an article on the internet that stated she was a concentration camp survivor from WW II, and currently owns and manages some small apartment unit in Florida.

So the movie was slow.....boring...indifferent and the acting was bad. none of that matters when u watch this woman showing you her deadly weapons in all their glory. she clearly got the job and then some......LOL

This movie is a must for what some of us call "le bad" cinema. The idea is great, a woman with unbelievably huge breasts goes on a killing spree to avenge her husbands death. Of course the acting is awful, the writing leaves a lot to be desired, and the plot is over-done, but how often do you get to see a man smothered to death with enormous breasts?

After the mob kill her boyfriend for double-crossing them, Crystal (the jaw-dropping Lillian Wilczkowsky better known as Chesty Morgan) decides to take revenge via mammary suffocation. The flick also has * legend Harry Reems. It has horrid acting and a weak plot line, but Lillian is a wonder to behold. She's not attractive in many senses of the word, but those over-grown elephantine melons of hers are hopelessly hypnotic. The film has kitsch enough to be one of Doris Wishman's best movies (Not saying that much, I know, but still) Followed by a sequel that was worse in EVERY single way. My Grade: C+ Eye Candy: Chesty Morgon show's the biggest real breasts I've EVER seen as well as her tush, and Denise Purceli goes for a * swim