Bikini Mayhem

I am not a filmmaker by any means, but what did I just watch? This one looks like a revenge movie, but itz really not. It is very artistic but I understand why it was made. The explicit nudity was not needed. To me, this one could be labelled as amateur softcore pornograpghy. This movie was NOT a revenge movie at all, it was more like a drug fuelled acid trip. This one was enjoyable, it was a glimpse into the seedy underbelly of the modelling industry. What some models go through to try and make it big in the industry is rather sad, if not appalling. Ultimately, Cori Collins did a wonderful job as an aspiring model, pretty much willing to do anything to make it big in the modelling industry. 6 out 10 from this horror nerd.

Well i'm not sure why this movie is in the horror genre? Is it because everything about it is horrible?? The acting, the plot, the camera work, the script, the horror scenes all just rubbish. I shouldn't have expected much with a title like bikini mayhem I guess, but this really is a shocker. Not a drop of blood was spilt until around the 58 minute mark and when there was, the picture went to a negative image (black and white). Before the "mayhem" There was nothing but bad acting and scene filling, including dancing in front of a mirror, a beach scene with the waves coming in and a camera clicking in the back ground that lasted for about a minute. This movie could be cut down to 15 or 20 minutes if cut out the rubbish. Oh and for you guys like me that wanted to see some skin, (because , lets face it, that's what the makers of this film are hoping for) its not that good either. Save yourself an hour and a bit and avoid this movie.

Bikini Mayhem is more bikini than mayhem. Ivy Winters (Cori Collins) aspires to be a top model, but all she can get are gigs that require her to take her clothes off, and one gig as a topless maid. The mayhem comes into the film during the last 15 minutes, apparently triggered by what happened to Cori and her friend at a party which was not shown and poorly developed. There are grainy scenes which resembles dreams and flashbacks, but again it wasn't developed. It was as if they were given a grindhouse lens and told to use it somehow. The sound was uneven. Some scenes were missing sound. And what was with the naked granny? The film had potential, but clearly it was wasted. If your life goal is to see Cori Collin naked for much of an hour, this is your film. No swearing that I recall. Nudity (Cori Collins, Katie O. Carol Hannan, April McCall, Nikki Kat, Dawn Nilson, Christy Chandler)

Despite its claims, this isn't a movie. This is someone pointing a phone at some friends and pretending it's a movie. Then he, apparently, told some of his friends mums that they could be in the 'movie' if they took their clothes off. The editing is perplexing with one scene having the same few seconds just repeated five or six times. Then the beach 'photo shoot' is three minutes of wave footage with what is apparently a camera shutter noise happening off screen. There's an 'Industry Party' (modelling industry?) which is half a dozen drunks standing around a pool in a very cheap looking back yard. There are no 'actors' in this, just people Eric Williford ("Writer" and "Director") happens to know. There's no proper sound recording, no editing, no lighting, cinematography or any other characteristic of an actual 'movie.' I will say the bass line at the start wasn't too bad and Cori Collins (as main character Ivy Winters) isn't awful looking. You'll be happier with yourself if you spend your time sticking bamboo under your fingernails rather than watching this festering pool of crap.

Nice cohesion with given material, some material familiar (90s), some others unknown, ok storyline with twists of perversion here and there....the full-on show presentations were rude awakenings, no doubt...some "viewers" took it as "opportunity", not much of a precaution. Happy to have at least "volunteered" some of my musical arrangements to this, hope it helps a bit, if not any :) Where's the girl on the bike scenes? Only kidding.