Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels

Oh merciful heavens, is this ever one of the most terrible 'zombie' movies to be put out there, for a start it wasn't even really about zombies from what little I was able to discern from the incoherent chaos that they called the plot, it was mostly just a lot of footage of very scantily clad females riding on motorcycles, and maybe to some that constitutes an enjoyable bad horror movie but nah, this was just rotten, there was no story! It's funny the way that no matter how many bottom of the barrel efforts you see there's always the glorious poop-diamonds like this winner here just waiting around the corner to give you a big surprise! The ones like this are truly the worst because they're such earsplitting pains to sit through and are positively bursting at the seams with stupid, and Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels is one of the worst most incompetent pieces of zombie movie trash I have ever come across in all my movie watching days, and so please, if you should ever have the misfortune to find a copy of this in some bargain bin somewhere, do yourself a favour and buy it, so that you may subsequently, burn it!

I like the movie. Low budget but fun. Remember this movie was geared to a young guys mentality. It's a bit silly however has a cult feel to it. I was involved in the film's sound track production. For the record, The song "Slip Away" that was produced by Vin Matland and myself, was not used in the film. "Love is a Train" was used. It was performed by Bake West and was produced by Vin Matland and Marc Freeman. Bake West's new CD "Hunters Roost" will be released on 1/1/11. You can hear it as well as the rest of his CD catalog at CDBaby.com I like what this guy does!

Lots of amateurs behind and in front of the camera for this grade-z home movie, but not one of them is able to bring anything of value to this schlock. There's not a single joke that works. Oh well, the DVD makes an interesting drink coaster.

This movie is one of the worst I have seen in all of my life (and I've seen very bad movies): it's a total incorehent mess, a comedy of horror that isn't able to bring out a single laugh from you. Even the several * scenes are ludicrous at best. A movie that need to be buried into hot wax for the rest of time

I saw this film a couple years ago in Modesto at Firelight Shocks. No one knew what it was supposed to be, but the title alone made us curious. Plus, it was on in the middle of the night right after "Evil Dead" and we had nothing else better to do. What a bizarre surprise. It was very funny and the audience couldn't stop laughing. Some people actually clapped at the end and not because they were glad it was over! You could tell the actors looked like they were having a lot of fun. I don't know about the dvd, but in the theatre it looked and sounded great. Bad production values? Whatever that means it's not what we saw. Maybe it's because we all had nowhere else to go, but it was sure a memorable, silly experience.

You say you want a great storyline? You sau you want excellent directing? You say you want superb writing? You say you want an amazing cast with incredible acting? You say you want a musical tracl for the ages? You say you want to be glued to your seat wonding what comes next? You say you want the most satisfyig movie you've ever seen? Well you better think about looking elsewhere because this puppy fais on every measurement except the 38 Double D's. It's a movie that is basically one step above Troma garbage. A small step at that. Not sure who put the money up for this fiasco, bt they must have lost a bundle.

HOT WAX ZOMBIES ON WHEELS is your usual example of a middling, nonsensical Z-grade movie hiding beneath an amusingly exploitative title. Having just watched it, I still have no idea what is meant by a 'hot wax zombie'; this film's about a biker gang and a beauty salon and there's nary a zombie in sight. It's a film packed with crude humour and wooden acting, set in a small town seemingly populated by blonde bimbos and dumb guys. The film has quite extensive nudity but the version showing on Amazon Prime censors all of it with some crude emojis that certainly didn't exist when this film was released in 1999.

My only requirement is production value. I'm just not down with 7th grade video projects for the camera club. That brings us to this. This is just friggen pathetic. FIN