Bikini Girls vs Dinosaurs

Well right here we have a common thought of the common man. What if you fell into a barrel of really strong cider,that had also been fermented with magic mushrooms. When you ascended from the vat of fungal ciderness you might be inclined to switch on the televisual box. And it is here we ask the long pondered question. What if? Well what if 3 voluptuous young nubiles, were to set out in an intergalactic adventure into the hole de noire. And in entering this prehistoric new forest, spawns the realms of dinos. The girls must defeat the terror in the woods,spurned on by the frightfully camp transvestite with a floppy hat.girls must triumph and get back home.beautifully acted, especially my favourite the gorgeous redhead with her lovely taters. Not to be missed this movie , oscar nominated finesse.

I will cut to the chase. This isn't some "skinemax" type of a T&A sexploitation film. What it actually is a waste of 50-minutes. (the ONLY redeeming values is that it's short) Would you click on this on Tubi offering expecting a Kubrick film? Of course not. But when you put the words "bikini" and "dinosaurs" in the title, it's tacitly implied there will eventually be some pointless nudity on some level. It had a rating of MA, but I think that maturity level was the age of 10. There is NO nudity or adult content. There is nothing amusing. There is nothing entertaining. There are no attractive females. The bikinis are G-rated and they wear wraps around their bottoms, so no booty either. You have been warned.

10 stars, right? Shocking. But it had me at "Ok we're the bad guys, so let's attack without provocation." A line that I just found hysterical. And then it turned into a space dog fight with what looked like brightly painted toys. Cheap and brightly painted toys with some of the worst special effects I've seen outside of circa 1960 low budget science fiction...which was another big plus. It's badly acted, the special effects are horrible, the dialogue is ridiculous, but the jokes are lame and hysterically cringe worthy...and it all works brilliantly to make for one of those "so bad it's good' cheese fests. It's an absolutely horrible movie, but at no point in time does it even begin to take itself seriously.