Getting Into Heaven

"Getting Into Heaven" has been reviewed more than it deserves. I'll leave it to others to explain the plot which is fairly mundane. There are too many lingering, boring shots which drag the movie out. As such, the film is a tedious affair by modern-day standards, but has it's charms. Mainly the magnificent Uschi Digard, whose beauty has been rarely matched in any age. The print I viewed was extremely well preserved with few artifacts. And last and most thankfully, Uschi displays her gorgeousness in abundance, which redeems this from the abominable category.

Uschi Digard and her super hot roommate star as starlets trying to break into Hollywood by sleeping around a lot, running topless, while the director does his best cheapo Russ Meyer impression. If you like big natural breasts (especially Uschi) this movie is a homerun. Is it dumb, a little misogynist, cheaply made, etc? YES. So don't expect more than 70s * and Uschi's cute thick accent. As usual, the other IMDb review on here was expecting Heaven's Gate or that George Burn's movie where he is the devil, and has no appreciation for good old T&A. Recommended for fans of Uschi's work in Ilsa, Roxanna, Truck Stop Women, Black Gestapo, and anything she gets nekkid in.

Aspiring actress Heaven (a vibrant and appealing portrayal by luscious busty knockout Ushi Digard) and her gal pal Sin (foxy redhead stunner Jennie Lynn) find out that auditioning for slimy creepbag producer Mr. Salacity (robustly played with lip-smacking sleazy aplomb by Miles White) means that they both have to do the deed with him. Writer/director Edward L. Montoro keeps the slight, but still enjoyable story moving along at a constant pace, maintains an amiable breezy tone throughout, and gets a good deal of laughs from an amusing sense of blithely lowbrow humor. Uschi not only brings a sweetly sincere charm to her character, but also bares her deliciously voluptuous wares with pleasing regularity. Scott Cameron contributes a likeable turn as doofus cop Bernie. The alternately bouncy and groovy score keeps things bouncing along. Essential viewing for Uschi fans.