Anaconda 3 : L'Héritier

Just the first act was confusing... i mean where in the heck were they? And the first time i saw that snake.. Well i almost wanted not to watch anymore of the film cause it seemed awful... And i rly do regret that i gave the film a chance to entertain me. It was rly boring from the beginning. Yeas i know it was "mutated" anaconda but pls it has teeth like T-Rex! Bites heads and hands of etc etc. Has a sword like tail and all this BS. And they say it weights more then a ton. Well that old barn house did almost fell apart from one man but a snake that big doesn't make any damage. The mercenerys were awful... I mean its a snake that did go in ground and these guys shoot upwards? Rly professionals i tell you. And sick of this pull the trigger close your eyes and pray if it hits something tactics of these "PRO" mercenarys. Also i'm an herpetologist and well heres few spoofs. In the cover of the film isn't a anaconda its Boa constrictor. So is that snake in the end that survives the explosion. And there was this second snake almost in the beginning. South African snake living free in europe? yeah i believe that... Even a blind monkey could make better story thats a bit more realistic. So if you can deactivate your brains watch the film. But if you know things about snakes don't watch it. It makes you cry like a baby.

When you see the title, Anaconda 3, you know what to expect, or what not to expect. Do NOT expect witty lines, intelligent plot, Oscar-winning acting, breathtaking CGIs or scientifically accurate factual details. Instead you can look forward to experiencing extremely awkward acting, dull and one-dimensional characters, very cheesy lines, supremely crappy CGIs, or in other words, a film that has not one single reason speaking for its existence. The only reason I'm giving this pile of dung one point is the unintentional (?) comedic value. You cannot watch this movie without busting out laughing every three minutes. So, do not go and watch this movie in order to see horror, gore, thrill or action, because all you get is a very hungover looking David Hasselhoff repeating cheesy lines and waving a embarrassingly crappy gun with a "hot" (meaning super annoying) blonde "doctor" chick on his arm as they sprint around an East-European forest after two CGI snakes that look like they were designed by a three year old.