The Mummy's Kiss

A revived mummy wants to be regain her Ka. In order to do so she must steal the Kas of young college girls in the throes of passion. Soft * film with ample nudity. Kate Lohmann as Isis was my favorite even though she played Isis as a Swedish blonde. The copy I viewed did not have a 2D option. The film looked as if the colored washed out of it with a red tint.

A mummy of an Egyptian sorceress comes to life and happens to be a sexy young lady. She needs to reunite with her princess lover from the olden days and the old soul is in the professor's daughter of all places. Right away you get the feeling your watching one of those Seduction Cinema flicks with Misty Mundae. This one though has Richard Lynch playing the professor who found the mummy. There is of course tons of nudity. Don't expect much of a plot here, just a lot of breast rubbing and essence stealing. I did see the sequel The Mummy's Kiss: 2nd Dynasty first but trust me it doesn't matter which one you see first.

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT* I bought this DVD. Some of the women in this one looked familiar but I didn't recognize any of the names listed on the back of the box. The main mummy babe is listed in the credits as "Ava Niche". Upon viewing her topless, I knew exactly who she was. That's the mighty Ava Lake AKA Mia Zottoli. What a relief to find her in this one. She saved "Mummy's Kiss" from the garbage can. "Mummy's Kiss" is not a good softcore flick nor is it a good B-movie. It's too serious and somber for a movie about a horny mummy babe. The sex scenes are weak. On the plus side, there are a lot of topless women but I was dismayed that the hot Asian teaching assistant didn't get topless until the very end. Dismayed I say. April Flowers AKA Diana Espen showed up for the party but they didn't give her much to do. She had a short sex scene with Regina Russell but it was over before you know it. The only saving grace for this one was Mia Zottoli. I love that Mediterranean look. Dark hair, dark skin. Not to mention the fact that her breasts are perfect. Hey, I just liked watching her walk around the college campus. That mummy knows how to strut.

SPOILER ALERT I personally liked this movie except for the ending. I think the princess and the sorceress should have ended up together for all eternity. One reason is the fact that it said in the movie they both loved each other and for that reason alone they should have ended up together at the end of the movie. I don't believe the character Ana was in any real danger. Think of it this way why would a person you love and who loves you put you in any danger whatsoever? And even though it said the sorceress's powers were based in darkness I don't believe she was truly evil because she had love in her heart for the princess. If she was truly evil she wouldn't have had love in her heart for the princess and she would have just been using the princess to gain more power. I don't believe that was the case. If I ever came face-to-face with the director Donald Glut I would tell him that this movie desperately needs a sequel made and that he should bring back the actresses who played the princess and the sorceress. I would also tell him that he shouldn't make the sequel until he get the two actresses who played the princess and the sorceress in the last movie. I don't think anyone is going to read this, but this is just something I felt I needed to say.

This may be a simple, adult late night B-movie, but I feel that when you make one in an unusual setting like an ancient egyptian horror tale, you might include some talent on the director's part. This movie tries to be interesting with flashbacks tto ancient egypt which boast locations that are so obviously the producer's backyard in California which just happens to have palm trees in it. With the digital special effects they bothered to include in this "skin flik", you'd think the least the director ccould do was direct the mummy not to walk like an anal exam victim, or maybe the director could have included at least ONE CREATIVE CAMERA ANGLE.