I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

"What a load of SH**" said the Drunk in the Back row of the UCI in West Thurrock. He then fell back into his seat and fell asleep. The movie continues and a piece of SH** nearly chokes a man to death. luckily the drunk was in dreamland when this scene came on.i stayed to the bitter end. The cast have to deliver the worst line i have ever heard.id sooner watch Boys in Blue with Cannon and Ball than this rubbish.Anthony Daniels shows why his best playing C3P0,His awful as a Priest.Loads of Blood and gore no laughs though and considering its a comedy well you could of fooled me.1 out of 10

OK this movie ain't going to win any awards but for undemanding fun it's great and the late Michael Elphick(Boon)is fantastic as the garlic breathed Police Officer, yes you can see where this characters breath is going to really come in handy, there is gore,even a talking turd that flies into Neil Morrissey's mouth ewwwww. Also if you love the classic Motorcycle Norton you will really like the "monster" and it's even got a rock song "She runs on blood...She don't run on Gasoline"and loads of carry on style humour. You can see the cast had a blast doing this film So go on watch it and if you get the UK region 2 M.I.A disc it's got heaps of great extras. For example they used the Boon Cast and sets without prior permission from ITV great stuff

Starting off with a biker group demon worshipping when the rival bike group let loose heel and kill all the guys. The bod who's been calling up the demon gets possessed and some thing strange happens to the bike! A normal bloke (noddy) buys it wondering why it only starts at sundown. The bike getting its own revenge for the killing of its former owner. hilarity ensues with the former cast of boon try's to capture the rouge demon bike. Thank god C3PO gets involved in the form of the priest. A classic spoof horror, which you don't see anymore, Still a bit weird watching Neil Morrisey in things other than B&Q adverts.

This was one of the best b-films I've seen for a long time, with humorous references to classic sixties biker/horror films such as Psychomania and The Damned, more than a few hilarious one liners, and Neil Morrisey before he was famous. And anyone who has actually owned and ridden a Norton like the star of the film, will know exactly where the writers are coming from. Rent it now - highly recommended for an evenings dvd entertainment.

I've caught this movie quite a few times and I always enjoy it. It's the tale of a despatch rider (played by Neil Morrisey) who buys a demonically possessed motorcycle that runs on blood instead of petrol. It's a silly idea fleshed out with great characters; a comedy vicar (played by Anthony Daniels) and fine comic copper (Michael Elphick). The films cheap, but resolutely cheerful and the overall effect is very pleasing. Particularly good apres pub viewing. I'd recommend it.

British horror comedy featuring a bunch of familiar faces from British TV of the time about a vampire motorcycle. A 1970's Norton to be precise. Certainly original, this is a decent romp with laughs plus plenty of gore. There is a gross scene involving a talking turd which then jumps down our hero's throat! And there's also an exorcism featuring an eccentric priest. Non Brits may at times struggle with the humour or slang. It is a good, fun movie but at times is a tad too silly and at over 100 minutes perhaps could have benefited from losing about 10 minutes.