Bordello of Blood

A prim and proper religious woman hires a private detective to find her missing brother and he traces his last appearance to a mortuary that also doubles as a bordello at night. He also discovers that it's run by a bloodthirsty vampire who wants his blood next. Dennis Miller is amusing as the detective but Chris Sarandon seems to be having the time of his life riffing on cheesy TV televangelists and it makes you wish he was in the film more. Angie Everhart does better than most models turned actors and has enough charisma to be believable as an vampire seductress.

A totally trashy horror tale, but this really is still such a fun watch, it's exactly what you'd expect. I haven't seen this since I was sixteen, When the hell did Corey Feldman become so handsome? It's not just about gory special effects and naked girls, although that accounts for about 89.5 percent of it, Aubrey Morris and Chris Sarandon provide some fun acting. If you're offended by big hair, big earrings and other things, avoid this like the plague. Totally over the top trashy fun, 6/10.

Private eye Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller) is hired by Katherine Verdoux (Erika Eleniak) to find her missing brother Caleb (Corey Feldman). Rafe's search leads him to a brothel run by centuries-old vampire Lilith (Angie Everhart). The second of the 'Tales from the Crypt Presents' movies is nowhere near as good as the criminally underrated Demon Knight. It's not a scary movie, nor does it really try to be. It's a comedy, with Dennis Miller having a ball throwing out one liner after one liner. If only the rest of the movie matched his performance. The story is so slight you'll wonder if the entire script was jotted down on a napkin. The movie's primary selling point is sex and nudity, of which there is not a lot. Especially disappointing when you consider that the two most well-known women in the film, Everhart and Eleniak, never appear *. Still, a fun tone with a great turn by Miller makes it worth watching once.

This movie is funny as hell and has tons of gore, why don't people like this? The great Chris Sarandon is also in this(Fright Night) and we get to see one of the Coreys play a fun vampire. Oh yeah, there are hundreds of hot women with breast implants running around naked and exploding. This movie is awesome!