Zombeavers

My friend and I were legit totes having a bad day until we found this movie... It looked pretty interesting so we thought we would give it a go. We have never seen something so well put together in our entire lives! This is officially the best movie I have ever seen. I laughed so hard and also cried. It was a mix of both scary and funny. It was so funny when the girl screamed on the hood of the car oh my gosh I cried. But it was a good cry. My friend screamed so loud. It was hysterical. I recommend this to the rest of my sorority sisters for when they are having a bad day and just need to laugh it out. Also this girl teaches you how to give 2 good slaps to a cheatin' ex-no-good-hot boyfriend.

This film is entitled 'Zombeavers.' Think about that for a moment. Cute little woodland animals turned into bloodthirsty undead beasts (who then go on to plague the living hell out of three scantily-clad young maidens). If you think that sounds like possibly the worst idea since sharks caught in a tornado then it's best you never ever think of watching this film. If, however, you can lower your mind significantly to appreciate it, you may just get something out of it. I had had a long day and I needed something totally un-intellectual to relax my mind. This fitted the bill just perfectly. Believe it or not, I do watch somewhat deeper films, but I totally wasn't in the mood for something deep and meaningful. About the level of my IQ was laughing at badly animated puppets with glowing eyes chasing girls in bikinis. This film is daft and, most importantly, it knows it is. It never tries to be serious and never tries to be anything but what it is – daft, silly fun. It has no budget. The special effects are anything but special. It has no big name actors. Those who have turned up are largely there for their good looks. And the dialogue isn't great at the best of times. And yet, with all these down-points, I still can't bring myself to hate it. So, if you've had a long day and want to relax in front of a film where you can totally put your brain 'on hold' for an hour and half, then this is the one for you. If you think you're going to be in for a story filled with excellent character development and broad story arcs the you may need to skip this one.

Two reckless truck drivers transporting toxic chemical products hit a deer on the road and one barrel falls off in the river and is carried to a beaver's dam. The college mates Mary (Rachel Melvin), Zoe (Cortney Palm) and Jenn (Lexi Atkins) travel to a cabin nearby the dam that belongs to Mary's aunt Myrne Gregorson (Phyllis Katz). They swim in the lake and unsuccessfully seek a beaver at the dam; however they stumble with a bear and the hunter Smyth (Rex Linn) saves them. During the night, their boyfriends Sam (Hutch Dano), Tommy (Jake Weary) and Buck (Peter Gilroy) arrive at the cabin and Mary and Zoe have sex while Jenn has an argument with her unfaithful boyfriend. When Jenn goes to the bathroom, she is attacked by a beaver but Tommy kills the animal that appears to have rabies. On the next morning, the group goes swimming in the lake and they are attacked by zombie beavers. Will they succeed to escape? "Zombeavers" is a trash slasher that entertains. The silly story is funny and the screenplay is typical of a B-movie, with breasts, sex and original deaths. In the end of the credits, there is a hilarious scene with the "zombees". My vote is five. Title (Brazil): "Zombeavers – Pânico no Lago" ("Zombeavers – Panic in the Lake")