The Row

I'd rather get hit by a bus than have to watch another movie with Lala Kent trying to act. I'd imagine the bus to be far less painful. She should stick to sucking off old rich fat men for her source of income and stop torturing poor innocent people just looking to enjoy a good movie.

So I will begin saying that all the negative reviews are totally fair. I'm a super big fan of super low budget outsider-ish films and I think this sort of fits in that category. It feels like if Harmony's korines Spring Breakers met Sorority Row and took out all the artistic integrity and most of the budget. Watch the trailer and you'll get a sense of what you're in for, and if you can dig it then it's a fun ride. Feels like an MTV made for tv film from the early 2000s. I saw it a month or 2 ago so I forget a lot of the plot but I remember being fairly intrigued. Sadly there's not a lot of gore. Also, Mia Rose Frampton, who plays Beck, was a really fun and great character. This wasn't a good movie. But it was wicked cool, interesting, and something you won't see everyday. If that sounds cool, then you'll dig it!

I thought Randy Couture this oughta be funny. God this was awful. That Lala is the worst actress I've ever seen. I was like who the hell would hire her to act. Then I saw that her boyfriend is a producer on this film. Too funny. God what a wreck.