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Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.
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Cast
Bert Kreischer
Bert
Mark Hamill
Albert
Jimmy Tatro
Young Bert
Iva Babic
Irina
Robert Maaser
Alexei
Stephanie Kurtzuba
LeeAnn
Martyn Ford
Sponge
Jess Gabor
Sasha
Rita Bernard-Shaw
Ashley
Nikola Djuricko
Igor
Oleg Taktarov
Train Igor
Amelie Child Villiers
Tatiana
Aleksandar Sreckovic
Fedor
JS
Jovan Savic
Irina's Father
MN
Marko Nedeljkovic
Young Igor
Set Sjöstrand
Vanya
Mercedes De La Cruz
Teacher
Vladimir Gvojic
Train Banditti #1
Maaari Mo Ring Magustuhan
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