The Jesus Rolls

This pathetic movie has nothing to do with Big a Lebowski apart from the main character so stop calling it the spin-off! Turturo o has gathered the cast of big caters of the past to make this story with no plot

This film is just horrid. The story is very bad, as if it's written by someone who is very very sexually frustrated. All the characters are unlikeable, and I actually hate them. The only thing that impressed me was the fact that they managed to convince so many established actors and actresses to be naked in this film.

I enjoyed this movie. I was disappointed after 10 mins when I realised it wasn't what I was expecting (Big Lebowski themed story), but that aside, it's a feel good movie. Lots of pointless cameos, but their characters are good. I laughed, smiled and felt sad and happy watching this. That's good story telling. I'd watch a sequel. But if your waiting and hoping for Jesus to be the character from Big Lebowski, you'll be disappointed. It's not a classic by any means, but it's a good movie and you root for the characters.

I loved this remake with Jesus Quintana as Gerard Depardieu's character from the great 70s french classic. It makes sense having Quintana mixed with french anarquist counter culture and its sexual freedom. I, as a Dudeist fan, was able to unserstand the message of impredicability which only real inner freedom can provide. Like the Dude, all Jesus wanted was his freedom back. And yes, freedom matches the living room nicely also, but real freedom will put you on a cross, or a social shell prison eventually, or people might mistaken you for a criminal of some sort... and guess what? One might become a criminal for being free of social leashes. Well, that's just my opinion... man! 😁

I was waiting to see this, with great hopes of something good. It started out great, funny, wild, then just went downhill after 15 minutes. I could barely make it through to the end. As usual, a big disappointment from mainstream filmmakers.

A softcorn * comedy without comedy or *. A film where plots never go nowhere and the jokes were written by an 8 year old. Predictably, they get rid of the Big Lebowski Jesus pedophilia allegations in the first minute and then the film procceds to be a road comedy that goes nowhere. Every actress is sexually exploited (why Sarandon wasted her time on this i'll never know) and every girl in the plot wants to * the two lead characters even though there's no reason to. This is a completely different movie than the big lebowski, and a bad one. Not just Hollywood bad, but real bad. A road comedy sex movie with Jesus Quintana badly hammered in. Dissapointment is all i can express.

Forgetting that Jesus now looks way too old to pull this off and that his accent could only rarely be found, this is clunking, aimless, and pointless. No story, no laughs, nobody should have done this with the Jesus.