Piranha 3D

Not the worst movie ever made but one of the many that fall into the 1* is too much category. Sort of a Darwin Awards lake where the stupid offspring of rich people are sent to pass a rite of passage that involves surviving being slaughtered by fish that seem to be able to growl underwater. Those that survive run the country. Hardly a comedy as there are not a lot of laughs as only very immature 12 year olds would snigger as morons are shredded by the growling fish. Not really a horror as it was just a series of rather stupid death scenes that whilst gory were very boring. The CGI was adequate ....just....the acting....there was none. The characters were all idiots so it was impossible to care who lived or died. Not one scene that was tense or funny. Lots of nudity to keep 12 year olds with no Internet access happy and lots of bloody death in stupid ways to keep morons happy. But a story that a monkey would disown directed so badly Alan Smithee would be embarrassed to have his name on it and filled with acting a tree would be ashamed of. One interesting thing I did learn from this tripe was Piranha don't eat c#ck which was something Discovery omitted to mention.

It starts as somewhat of a what could be a good story line but soon becomes all that the movie is, girls in skimpy bikinis showing themselves and lots of gore. No solid story line, your not emotionally drawn to the movie unless you like naked girls getting hacked to death by fish. Just terrible. Sure the 3D effect was good, the fish were very real looking and make it stand out and I jumped and screamed each and every time they tore someone to death or swam by. It seems to me that the movie could have been more believable if it just didn't have an earthquake over the lake and let them out then just start killing everyone especially at spring break.

This film is without a doubt the most dumbest film ever made in the world. Just how old is the director? Is he 13 years old or something? That'll explain his weird, sick fascination with T&A with gory scenes. This film produces nothing but porno with gore. There is no storyline, no character development, and most certainly, no plot. All i can say to the people who made this film is this; you have the maturity of a teenage pervert with no sense of directing a film. If your idea of a horror film is T&A, gratuitous sex, and lots of gore, then i'm sorry your mother never loved you. I can do a whole lot better job in making a horror film involving piranhas and it doesn't involve stupid stuff like those. Sure it may have a little gore, but my idea is for psychological scare, not * with gore.