Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

Okay,The Asylum did real well coming up with this sequel to 'Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus',Good casting and lots of action not even including the monsters. Robert Picardo as the captain keeps on making a challenge,If they beat the monsters…Then he can smoke a Gurkha Black Dragon cigar…Now,We know directors father( Fred Olen Ray) is a cigar lover,But what other reference is to ? The monsters are pretty awesome,And come off as natural enemies who are going to throw down against. Nice to see Mike Gaglio and Bobby Ray Shafer offered journeyman performances to move plot along. Locations seem like all over the world,Yet were'nt ? When is MEGA SHARK gonna get it's own action figure or Halloween costume ???

I'm not the kind of person who nitpicks, so maybe its just me, but this is one of my favorite monster movies simply because its bad. Everyone hates asylum, but I love them, because sure they horribly rip off movies, but you have to admit, they are interesting. I found out about this movie, because I saw it in the redbox at Wal-Mart a few months ago, and it changed me. Its the movie that introduced me to the asylum, and it was so freaking awesome. I also loved seeing Jaleel White in this. Its cool to see Urkel fighting monsters and stuff like that. So cool, that I'm gonna make a story to that. After Steve and Laura got married, 10 years later Laura left Steve, Steve's voice got deeper, and so he auditioned to this crappy movie (Although I love it, I still think its crappy. Its just the charm)so that he can forget about Laura. This movie is a lot like commando actually, its stupid, but awesome. Check it out!

Okay,The Asylum did real well coming up with this sequel to 'Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus',Good casting and lots of action not even including the monsters. Robert Picardo as the captain keeps on making a challenge,If they beat the monsters…Then he can smoke a Gurkha Black Dragon cigar… Now,We know directors father( Fred Olen Ray) is a cigar lover,But what other reference is to ? The monsters are pretty awesome,And come off as natural enemies who are going to throw down against. Nice to see Mike Gaglio and Bobby Ray Shafer offered journeyman performances to move plot along. Locations seem like all over the world,Yet were'nt ? When is MEGA SHARK gonna get it's own action figure or Halloween costume ???

We decided to watch this movie for laughs, but had no idea how but absolutely bad it was going to be. Not a single element of the film can be salvaged. Here are some of the things that made me laugh/cringe: 1. The Bar. There are two short bar scenes, one in "Congo" the other in "Mexico". The bar is the EXACT SAME. They couldn't even be bothered to paint the walls, or change the liquor bottles. They simply replaced African Masks for Sombreros on the walls. 2. The word Eggs is pronounced 357 times 3. The "helicopter" has desk chairs... and they're mismatched. 4. The hero (Jaleel White) builds a high tech ultrasonic device out of a... small plastic circuit board... with a screwdriver. 5. The shark roars underwater. Just like a tiger 6. My absolute favorite (I cried laughing and replayed it): Gary Stretch runs toward the monster and does an unnecessary pirouette landing ungainly on his back, guns flailing awkwardly, then clumsily stands up firing, tongue out in effort. All in beautiful slo-mo.

Okay, well where to start, the actual name basically say in itself that it's going to be bad 'Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus' I mean come on! And the tag line 'whoever wins... We lose!' Was totally stolen off of Alien Vs Predator, and the CGI effects, absolutely awful, one of the lowest budget effects ever and don't even get me started on the acting! Atrocious! Incredibly cheesy and bad, a primary schools kids play could be more convincing and realistic! It wasn't exactly a proper fight really, they were just destroying stuff, this is like 'Mega Shark Vs Giant octopus', they're all crap and stupid! To clarify, avoid at all costs. You'd be mad to watch this monstrosity!

This is not like a blockbuster movie and it is not meant to be. I wonder how many that rate and review these type of movies were thinking the movies would be like. I love low budget creatures. Even though there are horrible special effects, this movie is very good at what it is aiming to be...just a fun mindless movie. Forget about realism for a while and watch a giant shark fight against a giant crocodile. The effects for the creatures are noticeably off. The crocodile and shark change size a lot. That is my only problem with this movie and it is a minor problem. This is fun mindless entertainment with giant animals fighting each other. The Asylum even made a Doritos Super Bowl commercial to promote this movie which can be viewed on Youtube.

very bad movie,bad and poor production,illogical movie,poor acting i'm did not expect a movie like that from Hollywood, it's like a movie from the fifty's, poor photography, i'm very sad due to wasting my time watching this bad poor movie, firts how can they convince us that the crocodile live in the sea and salted water, also how can it lives in the deep water, the scene of fighting between the mega shark and the crocodile was very poor, also the idea of blasting the the volcano is very illogical, which lead us to understand and take a bad idea about the poor direction of that bad movie, i hope from Hollywood to produce another god movie about the same story, but to be logical story at that time.