La maison

This movie kept my attention up until about 45 mins into the movie then it took a turn for the worst, all type of crazy stuff started happening that made no sense,it must've been at this point when the director said f### it im going home and then handed the rest of the director duty to his 7 year old nephew.

This movie reminds me of M. Night Shyamalan's The Visit but just a little different plot twist. It had brother and sister visiting grandparents on a farm except no modern day technology. I had fun comparing the two movies. Enjoy!

Poor David and Lynn! Their father, the only parent they have left, has just died. As a token of their sympathy and concern, Lynn's and David's grandparents allow the kiddies to stay with them. But little do the kids know, their grandparents are actually bloodthirsty killers! ...Or are they? Who cares. I don't, and you won't either. Trust me. This has got to be one of the most painfully uninteresting movies I've ever had the discontentment of seeing. Even with the disgraceful attempts at shocks and unnecessarily complex and nonsensical plot twists, I still wasn't amused. The only thing that kept me watching was an insightful quote made by a boy talking to David: "If I had a sister like that, I'd boff her." Did somebody get paid to write this?!??

Wasn't expecting much from this, to be honest. Discovered it by chance on Prime Video. I know this genre has been well used, but I found the film to be an enjoyable. Can't believe that I'd never seen it before, as it's some 33 years old now. Yes it does still stand the test of time. Basically creepy grandparents, living on a creepy farm. I'd recommend you watch this, if you've not done so already.

Kids get orphaned and have to go live with grandma and granddaddy, How many times have you heard this premise? Never mind, this time it's gory 80s fun with a couple of twists So get that the mousse on your hair, put on some spandex and enjoy crank up the cassette player, You'll enjoy this schlock.

When you come across a movie that no one else has heard of,even amongst fellow horror enthusiasts,and discover it to be both a tense and enjoyable romp,it gives a great deal of pleasure,grandmothers house gave me that feeling.The story itself is nothing to write home about,kids go to live with their grandparents,who have a dark secret, there's a mad woman in the house!! hardly original but then not many films are. But this film has some good heart stopping moments,yes there are some rather gaping holes in the plot and the ending is a bit of a let down but if getting the girlfriend to jump into your arms is a major benefit you can do a lot worse.