Future Force

This junk makes you wonder , ''what were they thinking?''. David Carridine sleep walks thru a dismal excuse for entertainment (he's also executive producer so hes doubly at fault ) and leads a cast of mostly stunt people and gym rats thru what could be used to torture spies in revealing state secrets. Its so bad its not even funny , its just sad . It could be used as a sleep inducing method for teens or as punishment as well .Its very difficult to come up with ten lines on this waste of time garbage other than to say its a waste of time . Did I mention that its a waste of time ? But other than being a waste of time its excellent in its own right .

This is a poorly conceived trainwreck. How this movie is rated R is a big question because there is nothing that would be restricted to anyone over 6 years old. Low budget? Yes, very low. So bad, it's good? No, not at all. Everything about this movie is terrible. If you can't go another day without seeing another Carradine movie, then go ahead. You can't make a low budget "future" movie. Well, not this low. Ticker signs and mini TVs with terrible graphics doesn't cut it. Sometimes he has that mechanical arm and other times not. Long stretches of nothing before any action. We do have afternoon soap operas for this. Everyone's energy level is very low. A 110 year old with diabetes in an assisted living home could destroy everyone in this movie. It's just boring and terrible.

One of my first trash movie , here David Carradine reaches his top (or bottom) : fat and excessively slow , he tries to make us believe he is the best future COP which has a futuristic glove best used with a remote controller. With that , he makes it fly against his enemies and emit lightnings. As often seen , he stands in the open with enemies firing at him and he always win , never being hit.

It's about an arrogant cop played by "David Carridine" whom protects a female reporter who knows too much. For that a ransom death sentence (or a bounty) has been put out on her life. It's the typical shoot 'em up and save the girl type of films.

My vote is a perfect 10...for perfectly awful. This video was for sale and I gobbled it up because I thought that it was FutureZone, the sequel to this film. I saw FutureZone years ago and laughed to joyous content. And although Kill Bill v2 was just a hilarious, at least the David Carradine scenes, this film doesn't make me run to the bomb shelter (its important to note that Tarintino's v2 work had everything, including a kitchen sink full of puke, I left the theater thinking Armegeddon could begin at any second...for there was no turd left unturned in that magnum opus). Anyway, this film was everything I wanted and more, the robot laser cannon is really the icing on the pudding.

This movie is so bad that its good. The flying arm is a joke, and the "hidden" commercial are so good. Me and a friend laughed the whole movie. Its not a action its a comedy. So if you want to laugh your head off at the cheepest and worst action movie this is the movie.