Cocaine Werewolf

Fast paced, with a mere 117 minutes, and multiple kills. A bit of swearing, but there are numerous regulars that work together often if you watch this quality a movie. I don't really understand how it is rated 2.0/10. The plot is simple and clearly inspired by Cocaine Bear, but with a man bitten by a werewolf who is being hunted by a shockingly competent sheriff. A film crew is making a shockingly bad independent film, but honestly the people cast for that are pretty outstanding for a $100,000 movie. Jamie Morgan has an amazing shower scene, something she should really be known for. I recommend the movie overall, but not made for the classy folks.

Great, another movie from Mark Polonia, whom isn't exactly known for his high quality movies. But the movie's title was funny enough to make me sit down and watch it, though I have to admit that my expectations were non-existing, as this was a movie directed by Mark Polonia. The storyline was pretty straight forward, though you're not in for anything grand. So it wasn't as if writers Ford Austin and Tyger Torrez conjured up the next great thing in Hollywood here. Not that I was expecting them to. The only face on the cast list that I was familiar with was Jeff Kirkendall and Jamie Morgan. Yeah, I have been watching too many Mark Polonia movies, I know. With "Cocaine Werewolf" obviously being a werewolf movie, then you have a werewolf running around. And while this 2024 movie definitely was a step up from the usual crap that you get from Mark Polonia, it was by no means great effects. It was plainly just a Halloween latex mask, as there was no articulation to the werewolf's face. The blood effects were laughably bad; it was painfully obvious that it was horribly rendered CGI effects. The CGI blood was so poorly made that even a blind man would go 'seriously?' The intro sequence was actually quite good, and a step up from the usual stuff you get in a Mark Polonia movie. While "Cocaine Werewolf" was by no means a great movie, it was actually better than the usual dung heaps you get from Mark Polonia movies. My rating of "Cocaine Werewolf" lands on a three out of ten stars.

Mark Polonia cranked out a good fun movie. Getting better with every movie I doubt he had the 100,000 dollar budget listed here on IMDB which makes the movie more impressive. I saw this movie in Lycoming County not far from where the move was made, the theater was about half full what a shame for such a fun movie and getting to meet there stars. Jamie Morgan kills it in this movie, well I think all the main characters all did great. Filler scenes to make the movie longer? Yes there is but in no way does it dull down the movie because you know something fun and exciting is coming soon. Could there be a Cocaine Werewolf 2 I hope so and if you like to have a good time at the theater you will too.