Breaking Barbi

Granted, the movie's cover/poster actually made this 2019 movie look like something that could actually be a fun movie to sit down and watch. Except it didn't! This movie was the epitome of stupidity and horrible movie-making. I mean, the storyline was so stupid that it wasn't even funny. I think I laughed maybe once throughout the entire course of the movie. And yeah, I managed to stick with the movie to the very end, hoping that it would eventually turn around and become a movie that was worth watching. That just never happened. The acting in the movie wasn't really particularly outstanding, truth be told. Was it memorable acting performances? Hardly so. Entertaining? Nope, not really. The script and storyline was a scrambled heap of a mess. And in all honesty, then it didn't really appeal to me. Sure, there were elements that had potential, but it just never came to fruition and ended up being a mere shrug of the shoulders. And as for the CGI in the movie? Well, let's not venture there. Yeah, it was that atrocious. You just have to witness that for yourself. Amazing that in 2019 they still come up with CGI that looks like something from an early 1990s PC game. And you just got to love the toy guns that were supposed to pass for being alien technology weaponry. Yeah, even a blind man wouldn't buy that. No, just no. Don't bother with this movie, unless you are perhaps a fan of Vera VanGuard. I have never heard of her before watching this movie, so I have no idea who she is. But I am sure that there are people out there that are familiar with her. My rating of "Breaking Barbi" is a mere three out of ten stars.

I am writing this BY hating every moment doing it, as if I was watching this movie. Wasted my whole 10 minutes in doing so (finished it in less than 10 minutes), just to give a heads up for those of you planning to watch this movie;. PLEASE DONT WATCH THIS MOVIE. The rating oh yeah very good, I don't know how they manage to give a rating like that- now I have to doubt IMDBs ratings?

Stay away from this movie. It would appear that whoever worked on it also flooded with fake ratings. This steaming pile of crap is barely a "movie" at all, and is insultingly stupid. Literally. If you are over the age of nine, and/or have a functioning IQ, you WILL be offended by the amount of your life lost paying attention to it. I went into this thinking that it would be full of ironic humor, maybe some light camp, or other self-aware treats we all enjoy from "bad" movies. I was absolutely wrong. This could have been written and directed by a group of sixth graders. The acting isn't even community theater grade, it's just flat and cliché.