A Kiss on Candy Cane Lane

Genuine laughs throughout, almost entirely courtesy of the mom, who does literally everything complete with running commentary - including planning a wedding in one day - while her useless husband (did he even have a line in this entire thing?) and equally useless son pass out in front of football games. It's Dadaist anti-art, a commentary on the expectations of women without even meaning to be. Of course, the complete lack of storyline, acting ability, emotion, and chemistry between any of the people involved really drove this steaming pile home. I think my favourite thing was when Bland Whiteson, who pleaded with his girlfriend to have a baby when she didn't want to, says that it's ok if a woman leaves a man but she has to take the kid(s) with her because what kind of person would just leave their kid? No self-awareness I see, Broseph Forced-Birth! Enjoy the baby you begged for! Tommy Wiseau is probably angry that he didn't write this.

I couldn't finish watching the movie because I was so embarrassed for the cast. I know the writers producers and directors meant well because the whole idea of the movie is great. But the execution is not good. Maybe they weren't given a large budget. I don't know but it could have been much better.

I was willing to watch all the way through, but once I saw the sister laying in the hospital with that bald cap on, I laughed my bootie off. You could see it was a cap. At one point you could see a gap between the cap and her head. At least put makeup on that cap and better glue! I'm wondering why the dude from 7th Heaven even signed on for this movie! The acting is so bad. It feels almost like a high school Play than a movie. Except, the high schoolers acting would have been better. The plot isn't great. It's missing many details. The music is subpar. Budget was super low, obviously! You could tell the writer was trying to make this a Hallmark movie, but it is NOT even close.

Sad to say it, as I'm sure the production team and cast put their heart and soul into it, but come on... no connections, bad makeup, storyline loose and very very slow delivery.

I'm sure it isn't the worst written corny romance movie ever, but the dialog is pretty awful & the storyline is missing the line. That said, some of the actors did a good job with what they had to work with.

I'm sure it isn't the worst written corny romance movie ever, but the dialog is pretty awful & the storyline is missing the line. That said, some of the actors did a good job with what they had to work with.

I couldn't finish watching the movie because I was so embarrassed for the cast. I know the writers producers and directors meant well because the whole idea of the movie is great. But the execution is not good. Maybe they weren't given a large budget. I don't know but it could have been much better.